I Regret This. -For Mr. Cakeran

After several years of calculations, algorithms, and complex equations,    I believe I have come to the answer of who wrote the best fanfiction involving Dashie.
See the image for yourself.

(no offense)
(please don't murder me)
(My Little Dashie is one of the best fanfictions of all time in my opinion but this one is better)
(this is a joke)